"SMELL YA LATER GRAMPS"

So there I was, getting my first pokemon. I chose charmander.  He looked rad. But when I did, my neighbor popped in and said "FINE! in that case I'll choose squirtle." At first I didn't think much of it, but I realized it was his intention to follow me through my adventure like a little creep. But before we left, His grandfather asked me what his grandson's name was. I reminded him, "His name is Dicks."

So How is your day going trainers?